they're asking for it

This may be the silliest New York Times editorial I've read in a long time:

It's hardly a tragedy on a par with what is going on around the world these days, but there was some serious bad news for the silver-spoon and vodka set in last week's announcement by the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species: it is indefinitely extending the global suspension on Caspian Sea caviar exports.

Everyone knows that silver spoons oxidize caviar, changing its taste. One should eat caviar with a non-metal spoon. Nice try, paper of record.


I'm listening to:
The Flaming Lips- At War with the Mystics
this album is incredibly inconducive to learning about cervicitis. curses.